your neighbor comes a knockin' as you strut your stuff, standing on a chair in front of the dining room mirror, (in full view of the glass-paned front door) in order to achieve a full-length, panoramic assessment of the hot Bermuda shorts you just bought at Target?
There was absolutely nowhere to hide.
2 comments:
I wish it had been me at the door. How are the shorts?
Ha! Everyone does it. Gotta get the full effect... you know??
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