The Philanthropist

Me:

"Hey Grant, want to come sit with me while I eat my bowl of cereal for dinner?" (Don't ask.)

Grant:

"Yeah, Mom. Let's go talk about how we can make the world a better place."

If I were President, I would...

...definitely insist on private time in the W.C.

This was my thought today as my (entire) family stood outside the powder room door, chanting:
"Hurry Mom, Hurry Mom, HUR-RY MOM!"

The loudest chanter was the deep booming voice of my husband.

Ah well. Someday....

a link to enjoy

need a laugh? or two? or a hundred?

relax, put your feet up, pop open some bubbly, and enjoy more like these!

you know Nate's on a trauma rotation when...

...the mere sight of his cell phone # on the caller ID is a thrill.

Kinda like he's my boyfriend.

five friday thoughts

1. Havertown needs a splash park.

2. There was only one day this week that I didn't eat ice cream, despite my best intentions.

3. Two skunks have now been spotted 3 times in our backyard.

4. I wrote a check for $28.17 at the library. However, I am now only wanted for library fraud in one state: New York. Maybe there's a statute of limitations...

5. Grant ate salad this week. I know, right?